clueless ventures

luigivanpeebles:

rabioheab:

instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move 

princekind:

wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)

latviia:

michaxl:

do she got

shiduuuuuuu

klartie:

fucking hell my dad was carving the chicken for dinner and all of a sudden i just hear him manically giggling to himself so i fucking go into the kitchen and this is what i fucking find

jesus christ dad what the fuck 

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

super-wholocked-in-camelot:

rubyrubyrubyredux:

sirmee:

It makes me so angry, that a banana is a berry

what—

OH MY GOD

can we just talk about the fact that there’s a kind of berry called a bearberry

IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT AN AVOCADO IS A BERRY????

tarttoter:

porn but with tegan and sara related titles

like o like h in my pants

cock to your system

back in your bed

wake up exhausted (because we did the sex so much last night)

now im all sexed up

want to be bad

downtown (on ur vagina)

more for me (more of the intercourse haha)

theangelthatfellfordean:

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster

supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

opeeta:

watch-so-much-tv:

lailalilac:

ozzyosborntodie:

i want to be a librarian when i grow up because i’ll get paid to tell people to shut up 

How did I not think of this.

And you get to read all the books

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